Stories Told to Be Forgotten IX – Whiskey and Women
November 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm (Rough Draft, Short Story, Stories Told to be Forgotten) (Kentucky, Stories Told to be Forgotten, Trappists, Whiskey, Women)
Typical. The rolling green hills that folded into each other. The arcing pine trees. The clear blue sky with small cotton clouds in it were all typical. The clear reflective water was typical, the bumpless road was typical, and the idiot driver blathering about the beauty of it was typical. The rather regular and utterly predictable man thought himself rather sophisticated as he pontificated upon the infinite beauty of nature. Clay, on the other hand, had long risen above such pointless adoration and was desperately trying to change the topic.
“I hear the Maker’s Mark distillery is around these parts.” Clay inserted this as the driver had digressed from the wonderful beauty of the natural surroundings to what seemed to be the history of Kentucky erupting from such beauty.
“Yessir. Finest whiskey the world wide. Nothing compared to the natural spring water though.”
“Or a woman’s kiss…”
“Well that neither I suppose.” The drive got that look in his eye that Clay knew and loathed. The look reflected in those blank siphon eyes were always followed by something like the words that then came from the driver’s mouth. “What brings you to a place like this?”
“Business.”
“I don’t reckon too many businesses are like yours then.”
“That is certain.”
“You write, don’t you?”
“Occasionally. Are you a fan?”
“Oh no. I keep to reading the bible and perhaps the life of the saints.”
“I see.”
“Do you?”
“Excuse me?”
“See. You said ‘I see’.”
“Oh yes. I mean I understand.”
“Oh. Well I just reckoned that you were here for the seminar on God’s place in literature that is taking place down here in Gethsemani.”
“A seminar?”
“Oh yes. Authors from all over are coming to discuss the topic. They say Fr. Raphael is the best at drawing out the soul and then puttin’ it on paper.”
“I find ink works better than soul.”
“You’re the author not me.”
“But where would I be without a driver?”
“Nowheres… that’s where.”
“Exactly, now if you wouldn’t mind the process of getting to know someone is rather intense and I have writing to do before we reach Gethsemani.”
“I bet this beautiful nature will sure help.”
“I tend to keep my eye on the paper.”
“Yeah but it must be nice to draw inspiration from all this.”
“All what? Some ancient trees that strive only for height? Grass that exists only to be cut? Water trapped in a cycle of purification? This is all purposeless, meaningless stuff that you only admire out of ignorance. Its just big and complicated. There is nothing beautiful about it.”
“I reckon you’re right. But I hafta disagree with you.”
“If I am right, how can you disagree?”
“Thats easy. I just don’t agree.”
Clay’s mind tried to wrapped around the driver. It always offended him that others could be so simple. All this man wanted out of life was to drive and see nature. He aspired to no greatness, aimed at no virtue, and just sat and admired nature all day long. Though he didn’t harm a soul, his way of life still irked Clay for some unknown and secret reason… a secret even to himself.